I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
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Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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