Duck Duck Cougar?
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
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there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
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Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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