Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
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I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
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dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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