You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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