i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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