We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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