I must be too annoying 4 u.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
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If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
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Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.