I'm lost and stupid without you.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
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i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
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she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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