Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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