i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
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Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
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I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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