I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
honey bunches of taint.
so let's talk penis.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Randomize
