This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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