Where are you?
In a non slutty way
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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