it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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