pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
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you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
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You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
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