Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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