she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
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She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
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do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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