Duck Duck Cougar?
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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