Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
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you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
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its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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