shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
