he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
the day after is always just damage control
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
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The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I need a burrito and a hug.
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Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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