Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
operation harelip BJ is a go
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
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No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
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And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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