I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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