I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
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A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
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You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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