when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
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she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
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LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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