I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
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organizing the empties. That sober.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
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He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
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