I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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