wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
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We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
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and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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