Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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