Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
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and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
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We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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