gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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