the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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