I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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