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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again

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  Dibsssss

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer

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• (254): View more from Texas

  That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.

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