i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.