Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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