all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
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Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
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I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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