Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
i think im in europe. pls send help
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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