hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
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Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
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Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
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