is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
