pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
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I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
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I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
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