Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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