Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
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They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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