real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
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I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
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Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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