idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
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I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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