She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
