laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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