Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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