the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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