She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
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This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
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Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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