Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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