im holly from the hills drunk
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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