I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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