I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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