Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
My boob is missing a layer of skin
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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