therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
