it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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