So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
You are a booty call, not a friend.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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