508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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