So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I wish there were birth control emojis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Randomize